Yes. I’m really doing this.

Um.

Before I go any further, I have a beef with, um, basically everybody.

Before I wrote this I talked to several people about what they considered a “girl drink,” and I read up on the matter (a bit haphazardly). And no one — not one single person — told me about this amazing “Kids in the Hall” sketch until after I had wrapped the whole Bitch series.

For shame.